Friday, August 28, 2009

Yes, please.

I'll take one of these. To go. Actually, room service would be better. Thanks.

Where is Beyonce? Kelly & Brandy

I mean seriously... how come you NEVER see Kelly and Beyonce together any more??? How come you never see Michelle and Beyonce anymore? You see Kelly and Michelle togehter...Brandy and Kelly together etc etc... but No Beyonce...


LeToya on 106 & Park Sexy boots!!!!

LeToya Hires Alicia Keys Management

Hiphop Prophet says:

Singer/actress LeToya has reportedly switched her management to MBK management with Jeff Robinson, who is the long time manager of R&B superstar Alicia Keys.

The singer actually inked the deal a few weeks before her sophomore album "Lady Love" dropped, but the news has only been made official now after LeToya suddenly appeared on MBK's official website with a glowing biography and ads for her album.

The news comes after LeToya expressed her disappointment with the lack of promotion she's received from label Capitol during a live Ustream chat on August 24th, the eve of her album release.

"When ain't nobody else lookin' out for you, you've got to look out for yourself and promote yourself," she said. "I don't feel that my album was promoted the way it shoulda been promoted, but I'm not mad at it. God gave me a chance to do a second album, it'll be on shelves regardless, and the music will speak for itself.

"Hopefully it'll be a situation where it's word of mouth" she continued. "No I didn't get the publicity that other people have gotten, but I got enough because ya'll are on Ustream saying what's up and commenting on the record, and that's what I live for, that's why I sing, for real fans that always have my back when things are looking a little shady or crazy, so thank ya'll for that".

It was also rumoured that LeToya was unhappy with her first single "Not Anymore", which was released upon insistence her original manager Terry Ross.

Her sophomore album "Lady Love" is expected to debut at about #5 on the Billboard charts, with an estimated 25-30k

Michelle Williams: New Album News

"Michelle also revealed that she is about to start recording a new album and this one is going to be big – literally. Michelle said: “I want to do a double album. They’re going to be of two completely different genres and I want to release them on the same day.” And it seems the singer also wouldn’t mind following When Love Takes Over singer Kelly Rowland down the dance music route. She impressed party-goers on the night by making a guest appearance during the Calvin Harris set. The petite star went down a storm on stage as she teamed up with the music producer and DJ to belt out his latest hit Ready For The Weekend. So could a duet be on the cards? "

Michelle you need to get rid of Mathew first before you even think about doing another album. Go with Kelly's management. Oh that would be sooooo funny!

Aubrey O'Day hearts Kelly Rowland

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Beyonce getting sued...AGAIN!

Project Runway all-star Chris March, he of the outlandish costume design and seemingly incessant narcolepsy, has filed suit against Beyoncé's world tour costume designers (but not the star herself) for failing to make good on payments promised for properly outfitting Sasha Fierce.

Those robogloves and futuristic superhero outfits don't pay for themselves, you know.

March, who placed fourth on both the All-Star special last week and during the fourth season of the reality hit, filed the suit on July 23, seeking upwards of $45,000 for wardrobe services rendered.

"Chris March's lawsuit is not against Beyoncé, but rather against Thierry Mugler and Tancrede Prinz, who owe Chris money for having designed and fitted Beyoncé's costumes," March's lawyer, Leslie Ben-Zvi, told E! News.

Sounds like a job for the fashion police. Or the New York State Supreme Court.

March, who filed suit on behalf of both himself and Carelli Costumes Inc., claims in court documents that he was hired as "head of costumes" for Beyoncé's tour by Mugler back in February of this year. His job was "to create, pattern, fit and deliver finished costumes" for her tour.

For several months after, while Beyoncé was donning his very duds around the world, March sent a series of invoices to Mugler, most of which remained unpaid.

And while the Runway alum is looking to recoup the funds that are rightfully his, the designer (looking out for his clients as well as career, no doubt) says he bears no ill will toward his muse.

"Chris continues to be a big fan and admirer of Beyoncé," Zvi said. "And Beyoncé is a big fan of Chris' as well. She continues to look beautiful in anything she wears, especially Chris' costumes."

Beyonce: New L'Oreal Commercial

Well at least she does look white!

Watch out - there could be a she wolf in your closet.

I was eating my breakfast this morning and, per my usual ritual, flipped over to MTV Hits (which plays videos ALL day long) and the new video from Shakira, She Wolf, had just started. All I have to say is, what in the hell is wrong with her? Just watch the video and you'll know why I'm asking this.

Another thing to comment on is how fantastically awful the lyrics are to this song. Here's a sampling:

There's a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set her free
There's a she wolf in your closet
Let it out so it can breathe

To locate the single man, I've got on me a special radar
And the fire department hotline in case I get in trouble later
Not looking for cute little divas or rich city guys, I just want to enjoy
By having a very good time and behave very bad in the arms of a boy

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

A robot. Made out of mold. I'm not joking.

A biological bot made out of mold found in forests and gardens. It's true. Researchers at the University of the West of England "say the mould already has inbuilt intelligence — and when completed, Plasmobot will be able to recognise and move tiny objects. "

It's mold. With its own embedded intelligence. "It might also be possible for thousands of tiny computers made of plasmodia to live on our skin and carry out routine tasks freeing up our brain for other things. "

How do you feel about that? I think our brains would like having a break from all the multitasking we do in a day.

Beyonce moving to Singapore

Beyonce Knowles is set to rent a £5 million Singapore apartment.
The 'Crazy in Love' singer will be headlining the city's F1 Rocks concert next month and she and rapper husband Jay-Z want somewhere luxurious to stay.
The couple have been looking at plush penthouses in the city's Marina Bay area, and one pad which has impressed them has an incredible 360-degree view of the city and the sea.
A source said: "Beyonce and Jay-Z love Singapore and don't want to just stay at a hotel while they are their. Some of the apartments they've seen have been fantastic but their favourite is the one of the stunning views."
Beyonce will be joined at F1 Rocks by Black Eyed Peas and N.E.R.D.
The event - which will also feature performances from ZZ Top, Simple Minds, Chinese singer Jacky Cheung, Taiwanese hip-hop band Da Mouth and Taiwanese pop band Sodagreen - is to be the first of eight F1 Rocks concerts planned by Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone to tie in with races across the season.
The event takes place on the days of September 24-26 at Fort Canning Park, in Singapore.
The Singapore Grand Prix is held on September 27.

LeToya Estimates

Based on first day sales LeToya's sophomore album "Lady Love" is predicted to sell roughly between 25-30k in it's first week, and should debut at about #5 or #6 on the Billboard 200.

Whoah! I am kinda surprised and even though she has been on the campaign trail, I dont think her first single "Not Anymore" did her any favours. "Regret" is about to be a certified banger and should have changed the sales figures drastically.

Solange Vs Kelly

Interestingly enough...both Kelly and Solange are currently working on their new albums. Without a doubt I bet you anything that Mathew will wait for Kelly to give her release date then he will put Solange up against her on the same week.

We will have to wait and see but he did the same with LeToya and Beyonce on LeToya's first album. What is to say he wont do it now?

Watch out people.

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Kelly keeps MJ Alive

Cute pics of Kelly last week wondering around with an MJ top on!!! She so pretty

MOBO's: Beyonce Nominated

The MOBO Awards, which recognizes music of black origin, will take place on Sept. 30 at Glasgow SECC and be screened live on digital channel BBC Three.
Beyoncé has two further nominations for best album for "I Am... Sasha Fierce" (Columbia) and "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" for best video.

The public can vote at

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Breaking News!!! Michael Jackson may still be alive!

He and Elvis, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls are having tea with the Queen in London. They will all be knighted tomorrow for being the best knights possible: they each faked their own death, which calls for the most coveted knight status, Knight of Ha haaaa.

A cook's dream vacation

This month's issue of Food & Wine has a feature on Hidden Pond in Kennebunk, Maine, which sounds like a dream vacation for any foodie. Enjoy cooking in a well stocked kitchen? Well, this place is perfect. Not only is every cottage equipped with a ridiculous kitchen fit for a top chef, but you can submit a list of groceries you'd like, and nearly everything you order is fresh from someone's farm or the farmers market. And, if you want even fresher veggies? Step outside into the 800 square foot organic garden blooming with fresh herbs, vegetables, and tons of potential. What's even better? Guests can take advantage of the garden whenever they want and as much as they want, free.

"For breakfast, we relied on the canvas bag hung every morning on a little hook inside our screened-in porch. It held a baguette, blueberry muffins and coffee cake (all baked on the premises), a Thermos of coffee, fresh-squeezed orange juice and the New York Times. We ate on the porch and played Monopoly. I found myself too relaxed to try the daily yoga class at Hidden Pond’s lodge—too relaxed, even, to schedule a massage at the spa tent."

Click here to read the full article.

[Image via Rare Brick/Courtesy of Hidden Pond]

What do you think Leo's thinking?

Whistle while you work? Or, I'm not wearing any underwear? Or, I'm Leo F----ing DiCaprio! Or, I'm dating a model...again...I always date models...and not just any model...Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models! Or, HEY...Somebody's faaaaaaaabuuuuuuuuulous!!

[Image via Splash News]

Two tickets to the gun show.

Well, this is interesting. Not exactly the gym outfit I envisioned a hot guy like Ryan Gosling voluntarily wearing out in public, but here he is. Either he's incredibly secure with his manhood, or he spent the night at his girlfriend's house without an overnight bag and woke up the next morning and rummaged through her closet in search of the manliest thing in there...

[Image via Pop Sugar]

Hmmm. Knee holes. Knee holes? Wait. What?

Um not at all sure what's going on with this outfit, but I do know that this woman (who, apparently is a Pussy Cat Doll) must spend an awful lot of time on her knees. Either she's praying for better fashion sense, or she's working her second job (everyone knows that that really skinny chick with the long black hair is the only PCD to make any money, right?)...You be the judge.

[Image via WENN]

Another Day In My Life at 911

I often sometimes get frustrated by people who call 911 to have the police come out to tell their roommates/boyfriends/sisters (whatever) to let them get their stuff out of the apartment they've just been kicked out of. I often sometimes get frustrated by people who call 911 because their neighbor parks in front of their house. I frequently sometimes get frustrated by people who call 911 to have

Music World Entertainment Going Under

A year ago when I looked at the MWE roster there seemed to be a full group of artists that were signed to his management. Since then Kelly Rowland has left and so have many others. Interestingly enough the only people left are the ones below:

Destiny's Child - MMmmm... ok then
Beyonce Knowles - Family
Solange Knowles - Family
Music World Kids - WTF????
Pastor Rudy - Who?
Hits Revealed - Hmm Nope
Trin-i-tee 5:7 - Who?
Michelle Williams - See doing her thing
Brian Courtney Wilson- Who? one wants you Mathew apart from Family and some nobodies. Lame

Matty becomes a teacher LMAO

Mathew Knowles will be teaching eager undergrads all about the music industry this fall. reports that Mathew is set to teach a course called The Entertainment Industry at the Texas Southern University.

“Our goal is to provide these students with such a well-rounded experience that they will graduate on the cutting edge of the entertainment and recording industry,” said TSU School of Communications deal Dr. James Ward. He added that they’re “excited to have a man of Mr. Knowles stature coming to our campus to share his insights and wisdom with young people who are interested in pursuing careers in the field of entertainment and the music industry.”

Aside from managing his daughter’s successful music careers, he’s also familiar with the leading a course. He previously taught a class at Fisk University.

TSU students interested in taking the Mathew’s class should contact the School of Communications at (713) 313-7741. But don’t expect to see Beyoncé or Solange to be popping in on class or doing any impromptu gigs in class

New Album Talk : Kelly Rowland

Isaac Matthew's took these amazing shots of Kelly Rowland recently in line with talking on her new album:
"Here [In America], sometimes it’s like my music didn’t quite work, but overseas it’s on top of everybody’s chart. I’ve had more international success than domestic success, and I think that opens my eyes up to music. I mean, I just got back from performing in Lebanon. Lebanon!” she says.
“I have a new boost of energy. All the creative juices are flowing, and I’m having so much fun in the studio because I’m making dance records. And I’m working with producers who are just as curious about the sound internationally, too.”
Her new album will be coming out late 2009/early 2010. I seriously cannot wait for Kelly to come out and do her own thing! But I believe there is alot of pressure for her to perform well in sales now that Mathew is off her back. Maybe this is a decider on whether to keep it in America or Internationally. We will have to wait and see! Go Kelly......

Woman of the Year: Beyonce

Billboard announced today (Aug. 25) that Beyoncé will be accepting its Woman Of The Year Award at the 2009 Billboard Women In Music Event, taking place on Oct. 2 in New York City. The honor, given to a female recording artist that has inspired the music business with her success, leadership and new ideas, will be awarded to the singer for her accomplishments over the past 12 months. In the last year, Beyoncé kicked off her world tour "I Am..." in support of her third solo album "I Am...Sasha Fierce," which debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in November and features the hit singles "If I Were A Boy," "Single Ladies," "Halo," "Ego" and "Sweet Dreams." The tour also showcased Beyoncé's philanthropic side as she gave 2,500 tickets to families affected by the auto industry crisis in Detroit and joined forces with General Mills Hamburger Helper and Feeding America to deliver 3.5 million meals to local food banks. "Beyoncé is multi-platinum artist and a multi-talented woman who clearly embodies the qualities of excellence and achievement that the Billboard Woman Of The Year Award was created to honor," said Bill Werde, Billboard's Editorial Director, about Beyoncé, who is the only performer in the 51-year history of the Billboard Hot 100 to top the chart for 10 weeks or more with a group and as a solo artist. "She has not only influenced pop culture with her hit songs and signature dance moves, but has inspired women everywhere with her unique style, business savvy and dedication to charitable causes." The Billboard Women in Music Event celebrates the most powerful and talented women in the music business and is also held in conjunction with the Women In Music Power Players List issue, which recognizes the top female music executives who are leading the industry with their artistic and business vision.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

What the...? It's almost September already!?

And I am so ridiculously behind on my blogging!I have been drawing and drawing but I seem to have little for my efforts so far. I drew a little something for The Wizard of Otin...but you'll have to wait until he posts it.I am drawing one of Midlife Slices' sweet little granddaughters, but again, she'll have to post it first. Suffice it to say this is one fun project! Once she has it in hand I

Beyonce: Next singles confirmed

According to Amazon the next single coming from Beyonce will be "Video Phone". I am so over this Sasha era now and wish she would just go on hiatus. "Single ladies" and "If I were a boy" were great but ever since then the video churned out are boring, low budget and stuck on the same routines.

I expect Video Phone to be no different. I can just imagine it now... Beyonce on a Video Phone strutting around and simulating sex with it. YAWN!

Remembering Aaliyah

8 years ago today the lovely Aaliyah left our world for a better one. I loved Aaliyah and just had to do a short post to offer some peace to her memory and her family. Alot of these female artists in the game I am sure are payig homage to her also..she pathed the way for many of them... including Beyonce, Kelly, LeToya etc

Michelle extends Chicago Run

Michelle Williams has extended her engagement in the West End production of Chicago and will now appear in the show for a further three weeks, through Sept. 12.

Aww I am so pleased for her. She seems to be having a good time and I think she got this acting thing down. Maybe she should go into movies!! Hollywood baby!

Michael Jackson wanted Beyonce's Babies!

"Jacko was so hooked on the idea of a fourth child he even dreamed of fathering one with pop star Beyoncé and ex-supermodel Tyra Banks.

The doctor said: "Michael admired Beyoncé and Tyra. He liked the strong, independent woman thing and said they looked beautiful and motherly."

NEW VIDEO: LaTavia and LeToya!!!!!!!!!!!

Answering questions on Anjel, their relationship as friends, Destiny's Child and the relationship with Beyonce & Kelly.

LaTavia IS working on her book at the moment! She confirmed it and she does say it is not going to be negative.

Aww they are soooo sweet together. Glad to see they kept so friendly, I am loving LaTavia!!!!!!!! She got a little attitude going on!

Wanna see DC back together again?

There is one way at the moment we would get to see Destiny's Child together hopefully collecting an award.
VH1 Diva's Voting is currently taking place which will be aired on the 17th September. Destiny's Child song "Say My Name" is currently on the voting page. Everyone go to the site and vote for Destiny's Child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That song was sung by all the ladies...including LaTavia and LeToya who have the original voice on the vocals. How amazing would it be for ALL the ladies to accept the award. Go Go Go!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Behind the scenes: Sweet Dreams

Beyonce to perform at VMA's

I mean....are you even surprised? Beyonce WILL be performing at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards on Sept 13th.

Angela Biynce to do an album?

Interesting things are starting to happen.

1. Angela's (Beyonce's cousin top left) started a journey of becoming fit and healthy...turning her body around into something sexy.

2. Her whole wiki page has been deleted.

3. We think she is about to become another Knowles family member to step into the limelight.

You may or not know but Angela has "written" a few songs with Beyonce, Kelly and Solange. Rumours are swirling she now wants her own deal and Papa Knowles has given her instructions to shape up or no deal.


Kelly Rowland Vs Heidi Montag

Uh uh!!! How the hell you gonna go up to Kelly Rowland (multi million CD seller) at the Miss Universe Pageant and say to her

"Oh I loved your gospel album"

WTF!! If I was Kelly Rowland I would have hit that little barbie upside her head.
Kelly recently twitted about the exchange and being the lady she is said:

"I wanted to tell her "my dear, wrong girl....try again" but I let her be"

Kelly are good. I would have beaten that trick!

Jay-Z calls Beyonce a "Ho" in new song

"Im just a runway show, but I wear this on my plane - these my runway clothes,Cashmere sweats - they come out next year, but these [are] my last year sweats,And my ho's so sick, your new chick cant f*ck with my old b*tch, And you know this shit, Im professional - you know this is.I just may let you borrow this, this the Blueprint n*gga follow this. "

Oh please Jay-Z. More like you are Beyonce's bitch. I am sorry but this old camel infuriates me. You have no street cred left... give it up ol' man.

Lady Love - Your Review

So who got their copy of "Lady Love"??? What did you think of it?
Personally, I think she did a really good follow up album. I was expecting a little more of something else but I have to say "Regret" is one of my songs for this year. I loved it!

Brandy & Kelly to duet

As soon as Kelly stepped from MWE and Mathew she suddenly came into her own. Got a No1 Record and got her friend back too. Could there be a duet in the works? Well that is what I am hearing. Brandy is to duet with Kelly on K's new album.
They have been spending time having fun and vibing off one another...if they havent gone into the studio yet then they will be shortly.

Juliuis the bodyguard gets mean!

Oh my goodness... yes you have probably seen this a million times but my question is.... does Beyonce really want a bodyguard that cannot keep his cool? Throwing the thing in the river was just childish and leaves you open to getting in trouble with the police.


WE ARE BACK! Oh my goodness... if only you knew what I have been through over the past few weeks. You will be pleased to know that we will never be shut down again and are up and running for always. My lawyer saw to that. I cant speak on details but just know.... dont mess with Soulgirl.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Eric Northman has my blood boiling!

Hot Vampires!
They are trendy.
We've got Ian Somerhalder (Damon Salvatore) in the Vampire Diaries,
Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen) in the Twilight Saga,
and Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman) in the True Blood series.

Now, if you're anything like me, you're probably fanning your red hot face after getting a load of these sexy creatures of the night doing their predatory things on the TV screen.

I, for one, choose to run with the vampires.

And when I say I choose to run with the vampires, the vampire that I currently wish to run with is Eric Northman.
Can we say Sex on a Stick????

Okay, so I don't understand the latest fad with hot men posing for pictures with the tip of their fingers barely touching their mouths.
Whatever it is, it's causing an insane amount of drooling.
And it's making imaginations run wild.

Apparently, when True Blood was looking for actors, their job description somewhere had to say
Must be HOT AS HELL!!!!
I'm just sayin'.
This picture?
Not exactly hard on the eyes right now!
I'm going to find a t-shirt with this printed on it.
And I will wear it all over the place.
I have been on the Eric train for quite awhile now.

Eric Northman, us girls who run with vampires
Salute You!
Please share your hotness gene with some of the less fortunate men out here!
I'd be forever grateful!

Everyone say hello to
Mr. January!
When I googled images of Eric Northman,
this image came up.
Ladies, search for this calendar!!!
This picture sped up my heart and made me just a little dizzy!

eric northman Pictures, Images and Photos

And when you thought things couldn't get any better!
Ladies, I leave you with this moving picture!
In the Shower!
Holy hell, I think I might pass out.
I forgot to breathe!

I think it is now time for me to get started on that
Eric Northman Shrine!
*looks around*
Shut up!
You know you were thinking the same thing!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Paris Hilton debuts new perfume

Apparently, this is her sixth scent, which she's called "Siren." It sort of fits, because if you can remember that seen in Splash where Darryl Hannah's character tells Tom Hanks' character her name and her voice is so high pitched and horrible that it brakes glass - well, that's what Paris' singing voice sounds like. As for her perfume expertise, I've never smelled any of them, but I heard they smell exactly like their name:

Spoiled Rotten Tranny

Sweet Slutty Sweat

Chihuahua Lover

My Farts Smell like Nacho Cheese

Buy Me a Mercedes, I'll Flash You My Hoo Haas

[Image via Splash News]

Woman identified by her implants

So, this is a pretty sick and disturbing story. When model Jasmine Fiore's body was discovered in a dumpster in Buena Park, Ca. last week her fingers had been cut off and all of her teeth had been pulled out, but thanks to the serial number in her breast implants, Police were able to identify her and start the investigation into her death.

"We actually have had several cases where we identified the victim or the defendant in that way," Orange County District Attorney spokeswoman Susan Schroeder tells People. She says implants carry serial numbers "because of the potential for recalls."

Fiore's ex-husband, reality TV star Ryan Alexander Jenkins, has been charged with her murder, but he's currently on the run somewhere in Canada.

Friday, August 21, 2009

The new going green is going naked?

Well, if your name is Alicia Silverstone, then yes, that's exactly what it means. She's known for being a vegetarian and for being very environmentally conscious, and now she can add naked gardener to that list.

"It probably started when I was doing my garden the first time. I'd be out there, and it would be scorching hot, so I would take off all my clothes and garden. And then I would jump in the pool and swim - and I always get in the pool naked."
Refreshing, sure. Green, yes. Dirty, yes. And, sorry, but I prefer not having soil anywhere near some of my private bits.
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Good luck, Frances!

Can you guess the celebrity / musician spawn? It's Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of the late Kurt Cobain and the undeniably crazy Courtney Love.
[Image via WENN]

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Really, PETA?

I'm a vegetarian (except for the occasional seafood meal). I'm also fairly active (not nearly as much as I could/should be). I'm also a big girl. Now, I could be a smallish girl if I tried harder. But, there are people out there who are big but completely healthy, and just can't lose the weight. It's true. I watched a show about it a few months ago. One of the women featured was a personal trainer, and she was 5'8 and 200 pounds. Another lived on a vegetarian diet and exercised daily and she was 5'4 and 170 pounds.

I agree with PETA on several things and I disagree with them on several things. I vehemently disagree with them regarding this ad campaign, and I think it makes them look like idiots. Who are they to judge why a person is overweight, but more importantly, who are they to claim that they know what will make them lose weight? Their intentions are not necessarily pertaining to your healthy lifestyle; they want you to stop eating meat because of the ethical treatment of the animals. They could really care less about your life. So, what better way to get that point across than by offending you to take action against them by possibly going out and having a huge steak dinner tonight?

In their press release, PETA stated:

"Trying to hide your thunder thighs and balloon belly is no day at the beach," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "PETA has a free 'Vegetarian Starter Kit' for people who want to lose pounds while eating as much as they like."

EVERYONE knows that you can eat too much of anything. Even vegetables. PETA has certainly bit off more than they can chew in this instance.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Holy Titanic!

Celine "I am zee greatest ziiiinger in zaaa world!" Dion is pregnant! And she's having another girl. No, boy. No. Wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Meet Trace Cyrus. He'll blow you away with his glock. Haha. It's a squirt gun.

This is Miley Cyrus' brother. This. Is. Miley. Cyrus'. Brother. He's older. And, he's the "rebel." He keeps it real by dating Disney stars and making fun of the Jonas Brothers. Oh, and by getting a tat of his dad's face on his hand. Ohhhhh, you rebel you.

[Image via Daily Fill]

Wait. What? Really. Wait. What?

Apparently this is Steven Tyler at a liquor store in Boston on August 16th. When did Steven become an old lady? And, what is that smile? Is that an, oh my goodness, my dentures are falling out smile? Wow. And those sunglasses... they look like the goggles Johnny Depp wore as Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Seriously. Dude really does look like a lady. A really old lady who likes her afternoon gin and tonic while stroking her cats.

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Now this is more like it, Rosalie

A few days ago I posted a pic of Nikki Reed and her autrocious outfit. I'm much happier with her today. She looks super casual and smokin' hot. I wish I could see her handbag and shoes, but still. Well done, Rosalie Cullen. Well done.
[Image via Splash News]

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Taylor Lautner, It May Just Be Worth Going to Jail for Lusting on You.

Don't expect many words! I'm scared of the pokey! But no one said anything about looking!!!

When you turn 18 we will soooooo be touching!

How many ab muscles are there?
Hello! Jacob Black!

Hot and wet! that's hard to do! You succeed!
Ummm...November 20th I'm counting down!
Love ya, tay tay!