Monday, July 11, 2011

This is Ridiculous

Honestly, this girl is so fricking dumb that it's infuriating.  Apparently Kim Kardashian has recently revealed to Cosmo that she's never farted or pooped.  Ever.  EVER.  Because that's totally possible.  Maybe she really is a robot.  Or, she's an internal parasites, or a bee, wasp or ant larvae. (According to the researchers, all of these possess "a blind gut" that prevents continuous passage from the mouth to the anus and ensures that waste cannot be evacuated.) So, maybe she's a curvaceous woman by day and then by night she turns into a parasite?  Wait, hold on a minute.  By definition, a parasite is:

a.  An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.

b.  One who habitually takes advantage of the generosity of others without making any useful return.

c.  One who lives off and flatters the rich; a sycophant.

Well, I'll be damned.  I guess Kim is right after all... 

[Image via Oh No They Didn't!]


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